Day 155: Be like Thomas and DO SOMETHING

I'm not lying to you, as soon as you get done with this post, get off the internet and go DO something! I want to start a new movement centered on getting people off of the computer. Be a human, not a user. Be a real person. Be a doer, not a watcher.

Like Thomas.

For example, Thomas can be viewed DOING SOMETHING on VH1 Storytellers at 4:40.

He's in the front fow with Al, who's wearing a t-shirt with Spencer on it. All three of them are real people doing things away from the internet.

And just to prove that Thomas actually doing stuff isn't just a one time thing, here's another example. This time, you can see him in this week's episode of Heroes.

Watch Thomas here

Time: 41:30. It's in the last segment. Tear.

That's it. Now go and get something done. What would Thomas think if he saw you just sitting here?

Day 144: From the Monologue Bible

THE BOOK OF RICHIE

Chapter 1

Just to be close to you.

1. Awww!

2. You know I've been through so

many changes in my life, girl.

3. Aw I've been up real high where

I thought I didn't need anybody.

4. Aw and then again I've been down

real low, where there was no one in

my life who needed me.

5. Aw and I found that material

things, that I thought had so much

value,

6. Aw girl, didn't really have any

value at all.

7. Thene I was a lonely man.

8. A man with no direction, no

purpose, with no one to love me for,

9. For me.

10. Aw girl then you, you came

into my life!

11. You made my jagged edges

smooth,

12. You made my direction so clear.

13. And you, aw woman, you became

my purpose, my reason for living.

14. You're my heart, your my soul,

your my sto--ooone inspiration.

15. Baby that's why I'm standing here

singin' and openin' my arms to you.

16. I wanna say child, why don't cha

17. Take,

18. My,

19. Hand.

Day 141: Walk around town

I took a walk.

I was doing my laundry, and I had a camera. I found all these views right around the corner from Champion Donuts. And there was a big hill.

Let me just blow the horn for a second. But I want to blow it in a really triumphant way, not in a 'timeout' way. And not that these photos were that great, but that LA, or wherever you are, is ripe with surprises. If there's a path, there's an off-the-beaten-path. There are so many gems in this town. Lately I have often thought, "I lived in ))))) for ~~ years, why didn't I explore it like this?"

Also, we're announcing a major show today. Get ready. Set. Twist your fist. We're playing at LA's legendary Viper Room in December. Here are all the screaming details.

ER

December 9, 2009

10:45 pm

Viper Room

8852 W. Sunset Blvd.

Tickets are $12, but YOU can get on the list for FREE. Just email your name to list@erplace.com.

We're playing after Paper Zoo and Andrew Paul Woodworth. You should definitely check out Paper Zoo, they have a real groove going on. Bonus, they're touring right now with Roger Daltry (The Who).

We have an unquenchable enthusiasm for this show. It's going to be a great night. Bring your. phillys. Bring your hammies. And your tasters. Let's melt smuckers into the gutters with master blasters.

Day 139: ER in Twilight New Moon Spoof

It's Twilight time.

Maybe you haven't heard - ER is in the new one. See if you can spot us in this preview.

Make sure you have fun today.

Day 135: Threads

This is our latest "T-Shirt" design. Imagine this image on a piece of fabric that just covers your upper body and half of your upper arm. You can wear this "T-Shirt" around town, in the home, or even pumping gas. Specially formed to the human torso, this design is comfortable and easy to put on. It's also appropriate for most social situations that the 17-32 demographic will encounter.

Get one at our next show.