A Crowd of Four is All We Need

But before we elaborate on that, let me tell you about Aaron's new 'most hardcore thing he's done on tour': SHOPLIFTING. That's right, y'all heard me. Aaron shoplifted from Wal-Mart in L.A. last night. Now before all you Wal-Mart haters go thinking 'man, this band really gets it,' you should know that this shoplifting was: A, Purely functional, B, By all accounts, ethical, and C. A one time incident (he's such a pansie that he'll probably never do it again.) Ethical? Long story short, Aaron needed an allen wrench, and found a stray, incomplete set hidden in a bin in the Hardware section. The tool set it came from was no where in sight, obviously stolen, so there was no way Wal-Mart could sell the remaining part. Boring! Anyway, The ER got an allen wrench, Wal-Mart got one less problem to deal with, and L.A. got a lot happier.

In gig news, Elizabethan Report is happily paying its dues. After a booking guy skipped town, the ER played the Tribal Café Saturday night to an audience of four friends and two employees. Our policy is "no matter what, put on a killer show," and we can honestly say that at least one person at every show gets into our set.

Today's list: Love Language

Tony: Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation "Especially physical touch."

Aaron: Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation

Spencer: Quality Time

Hillery: Quality Time and Physical Touch

Tom: Sacrifice and Physical Touch

Thanks to Laura German for the photography.

Here's a few dreams for you. Tony had a dream about a town in Idaho where the people are more holy. In fact, the town was so holy that the plants all had really cool personalities. Tony says they were all just really nice to him. Anyway, Tony and some friends found an ant hill under a rock, and rescued the nice plants by spraying the ants with gasoline and lighting them on fire.

Another! Hillery dreamed that she was having an argument with her mom, and every time Hillery talked back, she sang it in her pop singer voice. "MOOOM, I'm NOT living with thirtee - hee - heen year olds!"

Aaron dreamed that he started dating his ex again, only she was a completely different person, way cooler, and not deceiving at all.

And finally, Tom had a dream that the LDS church threw a rave.