Attention Utah

Come on now, stop what you're doing. You need a break. It's January, and the pressure to perform in the new year is getting to you. That's why you need to come and see Elizabethan Report this weekend. Not to hear them play, but because they're pretty nice guys, and if you come, they will treat you right. They will give you the respect you deserve for all the hard work you've been doing. They'll complement you on your flattering appearance. They'll appreciate you for your unique skills. And if everything goes as planned, everyone willl go out for cheeseburgers afterward.We play on Friday at Velour. Hope you will enjoy.