Eyes Lips Eyes

Eyes Lips Eyes, formerly known as Elizabethan Report (ER), is a spirited indie/alternative rock band which formed in Provo, Utah. They stuffed their bags and headed to the West Coast and introduced California to their aggressive new-wave musical style that has elements of punk rock, pop and funk influences. They create a style that generates a chaotic yet controlled substance. The band is influenced by All-American rock bands such as the Talking Heads, The Strokes and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Jan 14, 2009

Everyone Donate to the Least Noble Cause

Please, I'm desperate. You see, I've decided to get out of debt, so I'm having an Aaron spending freeze. I'm only spending on things I need, which means I'm not eating out or buying any kind of desert or candy that isn't necessary for my health. I'm going crazy, though, because my stock of sweets is running low. I'm in serious danger. So everyone, please donate to probably the least noble cause you can imagine: Aaron's Candy Endowment. You'll increase the odds of cavities. You'll encourage useless spending. In fact, donate now, because if no one donates, I might actually get over my addiction. You can PayPal me at ubiquitus@sbcglobal.net. Do not take the seriousness of this petition lightly. Please donate a few dollars now. I might or might not do the same for you if you were in such dire straits.