Puberty

Everything's done, the album art is finished, the master is mastered, and now we are ready to exit band puberty with our first full length album:

Are you a murderer?

That's the title, and that is the correct capitalization, lest you typists think that I'm forgetting something. And that is the plot, lest you fictionists think we've lost our sense of narrative.

So like I was saying, we're done with puberty, finished with awkward dates and looking at our shoes. We're over that one girl who never showed up even though we left flowers in her locker, twice. Some days we were the class clown, and some days we were mega introverted. We realize that we've been popular at times but that it didn't really mean anything, and from now on we're not just going to survive with our slightly above average looks and charm. We've learned that you actually have to know how to do things in life, and that's why we put in hard time writing our words, planning our parts, and learning our lines. We've moved out of mom's house, and we get along with our sister much better. We've still got all our youthful hormones, which give us crazy ideas in our heads, and it's all we can do to keep ourselves from throwing things across the room, or blowing up our amps. But we think about it, and we end up just throwing something harmless, or playing five bad notes at once instead of just two, and pretending we're really infuriated, but really we're just pleased as piss to be here.

Basically what I'm saying, love, is that it's been awhile, and I think we should get reacquainted.

Wanna get together on February 20 and play in a giant pile of our new CDs? Meet us at Velour in Provo at 8:00 pm.

P.S. this website will give you a little bit of an idea what it'll be like. Don't worry, it's completely appropriate for all ages. www.sexypeople-blog.com