V-Day

I recieved a text from an old friend this morning. It was the same text I've recieved from her for the past several Valentine's Days. It reads like this:

Hi! I hope you
have a lovely
day and a Happy
Black History
Month!
12:11P Sat Feb14

Now there's nothing wrong with being a little tongue-in-cheek on Valentine's Day. Isn't that the point, after all?

However, rather than mocking or being bitter this Valentine's Day, ER is just going to be honest with you.

We're all totally single.