Murderer? reviewed by inUtah

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ER makes Daily Herald

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We got back from Denver last night after the nine hour drive. The highlight was the giant crowd of teenage Twizted fans gathering down the street for their show. We were asked several times if we would like to fight. It was hard to turn them down; their flashing red, green and black colors would have looked so cool flying around.

Other highlights were our loyal fans, and our self-portrait session outside the club.

Provo deviant confesses

Here's a confession from a Provo deviant I found this morming. She steals our posters.

http://skippingabout.blogspot.com/search?q=elizabethan+report

I'm glad you're you, Rebeccah Louise.

(And the Laugh Broke Into a Thousand Pieces.)

He's Just Not That Into You

Sorry, he's just not. I mean, he's really cool, he's the lead singer of Maroon 5, he had a thing with Jessica Simpson, and he seems like he's got it going on.

But he's not blogging to you, he's not playing in your town, and he's not spending time with you. Basically, he's just not making it happen with you. And trust me, if a guy is interested, he's going to make it happen with you.

Let me show you the face of a guy who's into you.

He cares. He's willing to do what it takes. And most of all, he'll eat large amounts of meat with you.

ER Rumored in Los Angeles

Elizabethan Report is rumored to be moving to Los Angeles sometime in the coming months. As you can see from the above exhibit, this would be a very big deal. Stay tuned.