Day 111: New jobs

ER has an announcement to make.

(announcement posture)

We have been collectively selected as the new CEOs of HP. It's easy to see why. I won't bore you with our qualifications. Instead I'll pour over the alterations. Observe above that Tom is most poised to make them. At HP, we're going to start the 'them' generation. Instead of 'my' mail, 'i'gadgets and 'me' machines, HP will lead the future by introducing products that work not for you, but for 'them.'

Imagine.

Get your theirMail account. Put up a theirSpace page to be perceived the way a board of directors like to think of you. Pull out your theirPhone to assist in violating the Patriot Act. Try to have fun with a Their Little Pony. Listen to Their Morning Jacket blah blah blah. And grab a theirScan, a scanner whose tiny motor is programmed to sound like an android version of Ronald Reagan.

Just think of it.

Now make yourself some toast, carve our names into your desk, and make a wish. (star wipe!)