Eyes Lips Eyes

Eyes Lips Eyes, formerly known as Elizabethan Report (ER), is a spirited indie/alternative rock band which formed in Provo, Utah. They stuffed their bags and headed to the West Coast and introduced California to their aggressive new-wave musical style that has elements of punk rock, pop and funk influences. They create a style that generates a chaotic yet controlled substance. The band is influenced by All-American rock bands such as the Talking Heads, The Strokes and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Oct 7, 2009

Day 98: Do we wish we were David Letterman?

It's hard to say. I mean, he appears to be irresistible, receiving female staffers advancing on him into his suite above the show's theatre people in the know dubbed 'the bunker.' Former lovers are saying, 'he's hilarious.' And, instead of having his affairs leaked by someone out of his control, he got to say, 'SOMEONE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL ME ABOUT MY AFFAIRS!" Additionally, his ratings have gone up by the double digits.

But, he also slept with people in his staff. The implicit favoritism is undeniable in that kind of situation. Plus, by doing that, he was cheating on his longtime girlfriend.

Even though I like you, David Letterman, ER says: do a better job at keeping your chaos under control. I recommend a more proper party. Perhaps our upcoming shows at Pehrspace in LA, Jimmy Bunting's house in Bakersfield, or Velour in Provo, UT.